So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
r u from europe because europiece of shit
(Source: 500px.com, via supehr)
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
(Source: leannaheart, via licklucifer)
you changed so much in too little time. I don’t even recognize you anymore… I’m afraid…how i should treat you? seems i can’t accept it. I don’t love you anymore… yet… I can’t live without you…
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”